"Mom it isn't cold outside"

One morning before school Henry had to read.  This particular morning he wanted to wear shorts and I told him he couldn't because it was too cold.  He was a little upset with me.  He kept arguing with me that it wasn't cold outside.  He was trying to prove a point that it wasn't cold.  He decided he would go read out on the porch.  Needless to say, he wasn't out there very long and admitted that it was cold.  Mom's are always right!  Ha Ha